What Brandon Thinks
AI tool that analyses uploaded WhatsApp or iMessage conversations and produces a written report on the relationships within them
- Consumer
- Sector
- Consumer
- Stage
- Undisclosed
- Based in
- Elsewhere in the UK
- Founded
- 2025
- Funding raised
- Undisclosed
- Website
- whatbrandonthinks.com
What Brandon Thinks is a consumer web service that reads exported WhatsApp or iMessage chats and uses AI to write a report on the people involved. The reports cover who puts in more effort, how the conversation has changed over time, and a candid view of each participant, presented as the opinions of a character called Brandon.
The service is aimed at individuals trying to make sense of personal relationships, including partners, exes, situationships, crushes and early dating conversations. It also handles friend groups, family, trip and work chats. Group reports can include per-person summaries, awards and predictions, and follow-up reports offer suggestions on what to do next.
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